Why not. I just thought it'd be something to do to update my thoughts of a daily basis. Or weeky.... Or whatever. You'll have to forgive my poor spelling. I can't be bov'd to run this through a word processor, so it is as it is. My typing's usually fine, so hopefully this is alright. Ok... Thought #1:


Why the hell does the EU deem is necessary to check one in every like 15 bananas to see if it can bend at least 20%. How does that determine anything? I mean, if it's not ripe yet maybe. But what if it's old???? WHAT THEN???? Why would any banana that's old not be stopped from being brought into and sold in Europe, even though the law is there to stop bad banans coming here. I then thought to myself.... "What if it's to stop people sticking these 'nanas up their arse?" Why does the EU council care what I stick up my arse? As long as it's not like, a dead person's hand... it's my own damned business what I put up there. Oh well, I s'ose I'm stuck with using apples -_-


thought #2 Why don't toasters have little areas in the side that you can stick a small bit of butter in? Think about it! If they did, you could spread warm butter on your toast. Now THAT'S efficiency. whoeverthehell invented toasters better be turning in their grave. Think about it! It would save time, cost little money, and use some of that excess heat from your toaster! Bah, whatever. *grumbles about toasters*


Thought#3 Why do schools give you so much homework that doesn't actually teach you anything new about the subject they have to do with. English homework, for example, is stupid. They make you write stuff to prove that you've learnt English. can't they just set a book as homework and then expect you to read it. Maybe they could quiz you the next day. I like reading, but JESUS do I hate writing about something that's probably unrelated and is only given to me as homework because it's on the national cirriculum. Them if I refuse to do it.... I GET A DETENTION!!! I mean, my English teacher KNOWS that I can speak English. She knows that I'm probably gonna get at least a B in my Exams. But she makes me do homework, even though it won't teach me anything!

Ok, I lied. I'm sorry. They weren't thoughts. Just rants.... Sorry!

I'm gonna tell ya'll a lil' about ma'self now. I'm a little above average height, big assed motherfuckin' Jew nose (No meaning to be offensive. I'm using it because of its conotations, not because I hate jews. I live in a house with three of 'em! I couldn't hate 'em even if I wanted to! Also, I can't be held responsible for what Hitler did and the anti-semetic propoganda that he produced!) I have longish brown hair, dark brown eyes, normalish mouth (although a bit loud) and everything else about me is pretty normal. I like stuff like computer games, girls, money, the usual. I also like drawing, writing, photography, writing music, pretending to learn to play music, building things, learning (Not in a geeky way, I just enjoy listening to people that are saying actually interesting things), watching movies, just normalish kinda stuff.


Ok, specifics. I don't expect anyone to have read this far. If you have, Kudos!

not a lot better to know me that to know what I like specifically in those catagories:

Computer games:
I like games like Counter-Strike: source. I've been playing the Left 4 Dead demo for the last like 11 days, so I bum that game too. I have a PS3 and gaming PC, so I'm pretty spoilt for choice games-wise. I'm not a PS3 fanboy, so don't panic.
I also play a lot of warhawk, some of ma arts are warhawk related. Bioshock is another good game. I'm just an FPS-fag really, and I like 3rd person shooters too.


Music:
I like loads of things, I mean, I've even stooped so low as to listen to Eminem J/k, he has talent, he's just not ma "scene". I like Audioslave, 'cos ya know, you'd be stupid not to love Chris Cornell's voice (If you don't know, he did the theme song for Casino Royale). I also like the other band members, mainly because I like Rage against the machine. (audioslave = Rage without Zach De La Roche ). I also like a little bit of Oasis, a primerily British band with not too much overseas fame as far as I know. REM are good, but again, you'd be a fool not to like them. Red Hot Chilli Peppers, although wierdly enough I can't stand any of their older albums. I only like Californiacation, By the way and Stadium Arcadium. Korn are Amazing! I love how their songs all represent something different... Really clever lyrics, that kinda stuff. Offspring have a few good songs, as do Iron Maiden, Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, breaking Benjamin, greenday, Black Sabbath, James Blunt, Gary Jules, Dan Le Sac and the scrubius Pip, you get the picture. I don't mind other kind'sa stuff, I just prefer the sorta rock/light metal genre.


Writing:
I love writing short stories, and I hope I'm pretty good. I'm nervous about showing people what I've done, so I tend not to. I like writing sci-fi, but I tend to leave a lot of the background up to the potential reader. I mean, with a short story, I could easily end up using my word quota on describing the setting and the background. I prefer reading the kinda books that don't have a single underdog that goes up against some evil corporation and wins against all I odds. I like the kinda book where the good guy is also the bad guy. He does bad things for good purposes. "Any means to an end", or whatever the quote is.

Drawing/Doodling:
I draw a whole bunch of things. I tend to feel a bit like I've stolen the artwork if I copy even a small part of it, so most of my stuff is completely original. I consider myself fairly creative, I'm just currently not very good at drawing, so I don't have any good vents for my creativity. I sometimes draw what I write about. I might get round to adding my short stories to DA one day. Maybe.

Photography: I like taking pictures. Thing is, I don't have a camera. I kinda invented something called "free-photography". it's where me and a bunch of mates get let loose on a city for a day, the person that got into the most interesting place, and can prove it with a camera, is the person that wins the day. No prize or anything, but it's a great laugh. I love it because it really inspires me to think outside of the box and to rock the comp. I haven't played it yet, but my mates all think it's a great idea. I hope to get a nice-assed camera for Crimbo. Seems likely that I will, too.
Can't wait!

What I'm up to now (with my life and such):
Wellllll... I'm doing a lot. I'm still at school, as you mighta gathered. I'm doing history, german, electronics and Imedia along with all the core subjects. All of those except Imedia were a bad idea. Oh well, only like 5 months to go. I'm also working on a go-kart at the moment. It's kinda secret, but when it's done I'll up some pics to DA.

That's all I really have to say about myself. I could say more, but it's 8:14 pm and I have some German and some English coursework to do. Also I have some History, but I really can't be arsed with that. Caio!